Dear people who wonder “What is this world coming to?!”, An end. Sincerely, the zombie apocalypse.
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Dear emotions , Thanks for the business. Sincerely, Ben and Jerry’s
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you don’t have to like me. i’m not a facebook status,
staree:
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Dear celebrities, Do you ever Google your names and look at all the things people say about you? Sincerely, curious.
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Dear math test, Please auto-correct… Sincerely, University student.
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Dear vacuum cleaner, I’m not scared of yo-OH MY GOODNESS MONSTER OF DEATH!!!! Sincerely, dogs.
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all i have is this blog and my virginity
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