(Source: j0liechose)
- Lorelai: Here is your 'serious' paper.
- Rory: Thank you.
- Lorelai: Ooh, and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens.
- Rory: Mom.
- Lorelai: Now, these erasers are on lithium so they may seem cheerful, but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves into the pencil sharpener earlier.
- Rory: I'm going home.
- Lorelai: No, wait! We're going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky, crazy ways.
- Rory: You're never coming shopping with me again.
- Rory: [playing a video game] Where'd I go?
- Lane: I don't know!
- Rory: What'd I do?
- Lane: I don't know!
- Rory: [the video game makes an explosion noise] Did I lose?
- Lane: Well, you have no head, so I would say yes
nian-dobrev:
Rory & Jess {2x22 I Can’t Get Started}
- Emily: What is this, a refugee camp? Come inside and eat at the table.
- Lorelai: Mom, the whole point of barbecuing is to eat outside.
- Emily: Animals eat outside. Human beings eat inside with napkins and utensils. If you want to eat outside, go hunt down a gazelle. Make your decision, I'll be inside. [leaves]
- Lorelai: What are the odds of finding a gazelle around here?
- Rory: Slim to none.
- Lorelai: Okay, let's go.
- Emily: Oh, wait, Rudolph Gottfried.
- Lorelai: Another cousin?
- Emily: No, a Nazi we knew. I'd forgotten. We stayed with him once in Munich. Nice old man. Interesting stories.
- Lorelai: Mom, you-you socialized with a known Nazi? That's despicable. That's heinous.
- Emily: No, dear, that was a joke.
- Lorelai: he pulled out a file and told me I was a bad Chilton mom.
- Rory: he did not...
- Lorelai: and that I don't participate in school activities
- Rory: well you work!
- Lotelai: and I don't make posters...
- Rory: you have no artistic capabilities
- Lorelai: and I don't chaperone school dances...
- Rory: ...does he know that you got pregnant at 16!?
